
Bean Sprout
Job: Minster of Agriculture
Likes:
Free dirt (any dirt is good dirt)
Earthworm fan-fiction
Whispering motivation to seedlings
Dislikes:
Dry, dusty soil
Being called “Short Stack”
Pesticide commercials
Background:
Back in the crooked greenhouse he called home, Bean Sprout spent his days naming worms, overwatering plants, and casually snacking on handfuls of dirt like trail mix. Whether he was organizing secret seed swaps or trying to photosynthesize through cloud cover, Sprout always did things his own weird way. Some say he once ate an entire potted plant “just to see if it would grow inside him.” Now a resident of Dumplingville, Bean Sprout hasn’t changed a bit. He still talks to compost like it’s a roommate, insists dirt has flavor profiles, and believes every sidewalk crack is just a garden waiting to happen.
Products:
Grow your style with the Bean Sprout pocket tee! Featuring the baby gardening dumpling from Dumplingville, this comfy cartoon shirt is perfect for nature lovers, cozy fits, and fresh, plant-powered vibes.