Chardonnay Chanel

Job: Wine taster

Likes:

  • Mid-day brunches

  • Picnics with charcuterie

  • Hanging with Espresso Eddie

Dislikes:

  • Plastic cups (ew.)

  • Being served Prosecco

  • Hanging with her sister Smoothie Suzie

Background:

Raised in a breezy villa just outside of Dumplingville, Chardonnay Chanel was the middle sibling in the household. She and Espresso Eddie bond over their mutual love of the buzz, but Smoothie Suzie… let’s just say their last argument ended with a kale smoothie “accidentally” spilled on Chanel’s satin robe.

Whether she was organizing sunset soirées or curating the perfect picnic, she knew one thing: life was too short for bad wine, boring company, or clashing glassware.

Now a resident of Dumplingville, Chanel hosts “Sip & Spills” every Thursday (BYOG — bring your own gossip) and always has chilled Chardonnay on hand. She doesn’t rush. She doesn’t stress. And she definitely doesn’t apologize for asking if the cheese is imported.

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