
Chardonnay Chanel
Job: Wine taster
Likes:
Mid-day brunches
Picnics with charcuterie
Hanging with Espresso Eddie
Dislikes:
Plastic cups (ew.)
Being served Prosecco
Hanging with her sister Smoothie Suzie
Background:
Raised in a breezy villa just outside of Dumplingville, Chardonnay Chanel was the middle sibling in the household. She and Espresso Eddie bond over their mutual love of the buzz, but Smoothie Suzie… let’s just say their last argument ended with a kale smoothie “accidentally” spilled on Chanel’s satin robe.
Whether she was organizing sunset soirées or curating the perfect picnic, she knew one thing: life was too short for bad wine, boring company, or clashing glassware.
Now a resident of Dumplingville, Chanel hosts “Sip & Spills” every Thursday (BYOG — bring your own gossip) and always has chilled Chardonnay on hand. She doesn’t rush. She doesn’t stress. And she definitely doesn’t apologize for asking if the cheese is imported.
Products:
Sip in style with the Chardonnay Chanel pocket tee! Featuring the special wine-tasting dumpling from Dumplingville, this comfy cartoon shirt is perfect for luxe vibes, laid-back fashion, and fans of bubbly charm.