Background:

Espresso Eddie doesn’t walk — he buzzes. The youngest of the trio, Eddie was practically born with sunglasses on and a shot of espresso in hand. While his sister Smoothie Suzie journals her affirmations and Chardonnay Chanel floats through garden brunches, Eddie is speed-running through five side hustles and organizing a secret dumpling poker night.

He runs Dumplingville’s unofficial beverage cart, open before dawn, closed when he crashes. If your day starts slow, one look from Eddie’s espresso will fix that. He says sleep is a myth, naps are propaganda, and “decaf” is a four-letter word.

You’ll hear him before you see him — talking fast, laughing louder, and handing out unsolicited advice with every latte. No brakes, no chill, just 90% espresso and 10% ambition.