Luremaster Lou

Job: Local Fishmonger

Likes:

  • Telling fishing tales

  • Custom carved chopstick lures

  • His boat - The Soy Siren

Dislikes:

  • Running out of rice balls mid boat trip

  • Mythical Sea Scallions

  • Being called “Old Lou”

Background:

Before he ever reeled in a single fan, Luremaster Lou spent his mornings by the misty shores of Soy Sauce Lake, where the chopsticks are long and the legends are longer. Raised by a family of old-school anglers, Lou was destined to be a legendary fishmonger.

Locals say he once caught a rice whale with nothing but a noodle and a napkin.

Now, as a proud Resident of Dumplingville, Luremaster Lou brings salty tales, fresh sashimi, and serious swagger to the weekly lineup. And don’t even ask about the one that got away — he’s saving that for his memoir.

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