Background:

Raised on affirmations and almond milk, Suzie has spent her life in pursuit of balance, gut health, and a perfectly layered smoothie bowl. The oldest of the 3 siblings, she sees herself as a role model and guardian to her 2 younger siblings.

She once hosted a silent retreat where no one showed up… and still called it a success. Now a full-time resident, Suzie leads morning breathwork in the park, scolds pastries under her breath, and ends every conversation with, “have you tried flaxseed oil?”

Some say she’s intense. Others say she’s just constipated. But Suzie? She’s just centered—and slightly judging your grocery choices.